Another Reason Why War Against Canada is Inevitable
While many countries around the world celebrate Columbus Day, Canada will not. They are too busy celebrating Thanksgiving. They couldn’t wait to celebrate Thanksgiving until November like we do because they say it’s too cold.
If Canada wants to be warmer during the winter, they should switch to the Fahrenheit scale thermometer. 50° Farhenheit is only 10° Canadian. 10° is cold. By switching to the Fahrenheit scale, Canadians will stay warmer longer and can have a real Thanksgiving in November.
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