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Another Reason Why War Against Canada is Inevitable

While many countries around the world celebrate Columbus Day, Canada will not. They are too busy celebrating Thanksgiving. They couldn’t wait to celebrate Thanksgiving until November like we do because they say it’s too cold.

If Canada wants to be warmer during the winter, they should switch to the Fahrenheit scale thermometer. 50° Farhenheit is only 10° Canadian.  10° is cold.  By switching to the Fahrenheit scale, Canadians will stay warmer longer and can have a real Thanksgiving in November.

October 13, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, foreign policy, War | , , , , , , ,


  1. […] is a man who wants war with us,” complained 25-year-old Toronto resident James Shatner. “We will keep protesting until […]

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  2. How have you not been elected before?

    Comment by C. Fraser | October 15, 2008

  3. I haven’t been elected before because I wasn’t old enough to run until now. I am young enough to be John McCain’s grandson, but old enough to be president.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 15, 2008

  4. […] would cut back troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Twenty percent of the troops will be used in the 9-5 War against Canada. The money saved will be used for innovative ways to save money for the government. I am willing to […]

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  5. […] in Montreal this Friday.  Extra security will be provided as some Canadians differ than Heare in how to improve relations.  Anne Murray will also be speaking at McGill. « An Open Letter to […]

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  6. […] Canadians are cool to have a beer and shoot the breeze with.  I have confused people by wanting a war with Canada.  It is not the Canadian citizens that made me want this war, it’s the Canadian […]

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