Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Thank You, But I Respectfully Decline

Canada is holding its’ elections today.  Although I appreciate the sentimates of my Canadian supporters, I am urging Canadians not to write in Ahmnodt Heare in today’s election.

Vote for a Prime Minister who will welcome Anne Murray and William Shattner with open arms.  Soon after voting, write a letter to the U.S. Embassy in Ottawa and demand that you be allowed to vote for President of the United States.  Tell them that you are a member of the free world and that you should be entitled to vote for the leader of the free world.  If anyone asks who you would vote for, tell him or her, “Ahmnodt Heare!”

October 14, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, election, foreign policy, issues, satire, write-in | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Join WALNUT!

There are many groups whose function is to help the poor with things like food, shelter, and voting.  I volunteer for a group called WALNUT (We Americans Lending Naturally Underused Talents).  WALNUT helps people with limited potential reach their potential.

WALNUT helps people with their shopping budget.  We show them the cost-saving measures of Ramen Noodles, coupons, and using other people’s money.  WALNUT helps the homeless’s shelter needs by showing them what to look for in a cardboard box.  WALNUT helps taking the pressure of voting off of people by filling out an absentee ballot on their behalf.  The only thing they have to do is sign the ballot.

I strongly urge you join a WALNUT near you.  If you can’t find a WALNUT near you, you can start your own chapter.

October 14, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, election, issues, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 3 Comments

   

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