Thank You, But I Respectfully Decline
Canada is holding its’ elections today. Although I appreciate the sentimates of my Canadian supporters, I am urging Canadians not to write in Ahmnodt Heare in today’s election.
Vote for a Prime Minister who will welcome Anne Murray and William Shattner with open arms. Soon after voting, write a letter to the U.S. Embassy in Ottawa and demand that you be allowed to vote for President of the United States. Tell them that you are a member of the free world and that you should be entitled to vote for the leader of the free world. If anyone asks who you would vote for, tell him or her, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Damn. Wish I had read this earlier. I totally wrote your name on the ballot. Then I wrote a threatening letter to the Queen. Then I took off all my clothes and ran around naked.
It was a good day!
Well to me really the debate wasn’t enough for me to decide on which to vote for, so what I will do is vote depending on who dances better:
Is it John Mccain:
http://www.dancingecard.com/?u=125&n=mccain
Or Barack Obama:
http://www.dancingecard.com/?u=126&n=obama
Hehe, it is pretty funny.