Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Closing Statement

America needs more than change.  America needs a few greenbacks also.  America needs some with a vision, a sense of leadership, and the ability to think out of a box without being called a “maverick.”

I will give the same fight to the evils of government that I have given to the CineMafia and to Buckles the Clown.  I will give the same dedication to my country as I gave to the hottie last Saturday Night. 

I will fight people who hold debates and not invite me.  I understand John McCain had to be there live because he doesn’t know what a blog is.  No more Budweiser for me.  Anheiser-Busch sponsors debates but only invites two parties.  I would invite all 2,794 candidates to debate.

Tonight I will end by asking you for your vote.  A vote for Me is a vote for affordable entertainment, an affordable health care system, and a vote for change.  On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”


October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, cinemafia, debate, Democrats, education, election, health care, issues, Obama, Platform, satire, write-in | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Education Plan

My plan is to abandon our current plan of education and replace it with tools children can really use.  While it is nice that I know what an obtuse angle, that information will not get me a job, feed me, or get me hotties.  The tools I would use are:

  • Teach children how to beat a drug test
  • How to talk their way out of a traffic ticket
  • How to live on credit cards

Once children learn what they need to learn to advance in life, we will again be the envy of the world.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, debate, education | , , | 3 Comments

Could You Appoint a Supreme Court Justice with an Opposing View on Roe. v. Wade?

I can try.  I will look for people who think outside the box like I do.  I would pick a Justice who will do something about those hideous black robes.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, issues, Platform, satire | , , | 1 Comment

Health Care – Controling Costs or Expanding Service?

I am for cutting costs.  I believe in my “Apple a Day” program.  It will make expanding services unnecessary because by eating an apple a day, everybody will be healthy and not need health care.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, election, health care | , , | 3 Comments

Can We Reduce Our Dependence on Foreign Oil?

President Bush has lead the way in cutting dependence by shooting the economy down the drain.  The fewer people with money, the less oil we need.  I went into my energy program here.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, debate, economy, foreign policy | | 2 Comments

My Vice President

My original vice-president candidate was E.D. Yot.  He was disqualified due to his being born, raised, and living in Canada.  I have chosen myself because nobody wanted to be my running mate.  To meet Constitutional standards, I have a residence in another state.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama, satire | , , | 3 Comments

Time Out!

My dogs have to pee.  I will return as soon as I handle this moment of crisis.

October 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, satire | , , | 3 Comments

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