Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Education Plan

My plan is to abandon our current plan of education and replace it with tools children can really use.  While it is nice that I know what an obtuse angle, that information will not get me a job, feed me, or get me hotties.  The tools I would use are:

  • Teach children how to beat a drug test
  • How to talk their way out of a traffic ticket
  • How to live on credit cards

Once children learn what they need to learn to advance in life, we will again be the envy of the world.


October 15, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, debate, education | , ,


  1. I would teach them the things they need to know to be successful: derivatives, credit default swaps, golden parachutes, leveraging and how to lobby for a bailout you can retire on.

    Comment by sirsatire | October 15, 2008

  2. I will work that in in time. We must first take care of the fundamentals I mentioned earlier.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 16, 2008

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