Education Plan
My plan is to abandon our current plan of education and replace it with tools children can really use. While it is nice that I know what an obtuse angle, that information will not get me a job, feed me, or get me hotties. The tools I would use are:
- Teach children how to beat a drug test
- How to talk their way out of a traffic ticket
- How to live on credit cards
Once children learn what they need to learn to advance in life, we will again be the envy of the world.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I would teach them the things they need to know to be successful: derivatives, credit default swaps, golden parachutes, leveraging and how to lobby for a bailout you can retire on.
I will work that in in time. We must first take care of the fundamentals I mentioned earlier.
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