Ahmnodt Heare for President
Some may wonder why I am taking the time to endorse myself. Many editors will be mulling over who to endorse over the next two weeks. The Washington Post and New York Times have endorsed Barack Obama. This letter is for the editors who have yet to endorse. Below are the reasons why Ahmnodt Heare should be President:
- Troop Morale – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to offer a war plan that allows troops to see their families every night.
- Volunteerism – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate who has taken time to volunteer during his campaign.
- The Motion Picture Association of America – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to offer a plan to make entertainment affordable.
- Priorities – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to actually suspend his campaign when news hit that we were heading for a financial crisis.
- Trendsetter – Ahmnodt Heare’s campaign has been copied by Sarah Palin and Barack Obama
- Accessibility – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate who has made himself accessable to the gereral populace with a call-in radio show.
When the dust settles, remember: Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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