Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Some Tidbits I Learned This Week

President Bush told us not to panic but came up with a $700 billion panic bill to save Wall Street.

If somebody is a terrorist when you are eight years old, it’s ok to hang out at his house and raise money for your campaign.

Joe Six-Pack is a plumber.  That can explain why my bathroom sink leaks and my toilet doesn’t flush.


October 18, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, Democrats, economy, issues, Obama, satire | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

An Open Letter to the Electoral College

Dear Electoral Collegian:

Sometime after Election Day, you will be representing your state as you cast the vote that counts for president.  Instead of voting for the person you have been assigned to vote for, I would like to suggest why you should vote for me (Ahmnodt Heare) for President.

Americans want change.  Nobody has a platform with as much change as I do.  Unlike my opponents, I do not have a party to bog down my agenda.  I am the only candidate with programs to jump start the economy without using taxpayers’ dollars.

I thank you for your service and for your duty in serving in the Electoral College.  If I am elected president, I will fund the Electoral College’s sports program so it can compete with the SEC, Big 10, Pac 10, and other major conferences. 


Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.

October 18, 2008 Posted by | campaign, Democrats, election, Obama, Republicans, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on An Open Letter to the Electoral College


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