Some Tidbits I Learned This Week
President Bush told us not to panic but came up with a $700 billion panic bill to save Wall Street.
If somebody is a terrorist when you are eight years old, it’s ok to hang out at his house and raise money for your campaign.
Joe Six-Pack is a plumber. That can explain why my bathroom sink leaks and my toilet doesn’t flush.
An Open Letter to the Electoral College
Dear Electoral Collegian:
Sometime after Election Day, you will be representing your state as you cast the vote that counts for president. Instead of voting for the person you have been assigned to vote for, I would like to suggest why you should vote for me (Ahmnodt Heare) for President.
Americans want change. Nobody has a platform with as much change as I do. Unlike my opponents, I do not have a party to bog down my agenda. I am the only candidate with programs to jump start the economy without using taxpayers’ dollars.
I thank you for your service and for your duty in serving in the Electoral College. If I am elected president, I will fund the Electoral College’s sports program so it can compete with the SEC, Big 10, Pac 10, and other major conferences.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
Independent Candidate for President
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 