Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

5000 Supporters!

I would like to thank the 5000 people who have supported the Ahmnodt Heare for President.  Ideally, all 5000 would be in Delaware and with a strong rally, the campaign would have 3 electoral votes. 

If Sarah Palin is a hockey mom, then I am a polo dad.  Three times a week, I drive my daughter and her horse to polo practice.  She wants to ride the horse to polo games, but she is only 5 years old and I fear for her safety. 

5000 down, 49,995,000 to go.  We can do it!


October 23, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 9 Comments

Ahmnodt the Fiscal Conservative

If you want to vote for a true fiscal conservative, candidate Ahmnodt Heare has McCain and Obama beat.

Projected Spending for campaigns for October, 2008:

Obama: $110,000,000
McCain: $70,000,000
Heare: $.30

I didn’t want to spend the 30 cents, but I needed a couple of posters for tonight’s Meet-and-Greet in Vernon, NJ. My campaign is run solely on word-of-mouth campaigning and volunteer enthusiasm.

In these tough economic times, it’s just not right to ask people to part with their hard-earned money to spend on a political campaign.  I believe that people should use their money for what they want to:  entertainment, booze, and (starting on November 1), discounted Halloween candy.

If you want to live in a lifetime of perpetual debt, then feel free to vote for John Obama or Barack McCain.  If you want to quit sending money to Washington, vote for the candidate who will quit spending it:  Ahmnodt Heare.

October 23, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debt, Democrats, economy, election, issues, Obama, Platform, Republicans, satire, speech | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment


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