Ahmnodt the Fiscal Conservative
If you want to vote for a true fiscal conservative, candidate Ahmnodt Heare has McCain and Obama beat.
Projected Spending for campaigns for October, 2008:
Obama: $110,000,000
McCain: $70,000,000
Heare: $.30
I didn’t want to spend the 30 cents, but I needed a couple of posters for tonight’s Meet-and-Greet in Vernon, NJ. My campaign is run solely on word-of-mouth campaigning and volunteer enthusiasm.
In these tough economic times, it’s just not right to ask people to part with their hard-earned money to spend on a political campaign. I believe that people should use their money for what they want to: entertainment, booze, and (starting on November 1), discounted Halloween candy.
If you want to live in a lifetime of perpetual debt, then feel free to vote for John Obama or Barack McCain. If you want to quit sending money to Washington, vote for the candidate who will quit spending it: Ahmnodt Heare.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
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