Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Protection from the Cinemafia

The Cinemafia is inheritally evil.  They gouge the prices on entertainment and claim 12-year olds are adults because they want to have their way with them.

If I am President, I will raise the adult age to 18, like it is everywhere else.  The maximum price to produce a movie will be $1 million.  This will enable the savings to be passed along to consumers.  Movie prices can be lowered to $3.  The price of a large coke AND a large popcorn will be only $2.99.

These measures will increase movie viewership and allow the movie companies to make a profit without gouging hard working Americans.

October 29, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, cinemafia, debt, economy, issues, Platform, satire | , , , ,


  1. […] instead. Candidate Heare is the only presidential contender willing to fight the Cinemafia to bring down movie ticket prices, and he supports a convenient 9am to 5pm weekday war with Canada in order to solve the Canadian […]

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  2. Seriously, how can people NOT vote for you with policies like this?

    Comment by C. Fraser | October 29, 2008

  3. […] belief in the Constitution and the rule of law; Ahmnodt Heare with his commonsense attitude toward the Cinemafia and Canada; and Barry McShitz, who produced an impressive movement this […]

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  4. […] have learned a few things.  The first thing I learned is that I was 100% correct about the Cinemafia.  If you have a 12-14 year old daughter, keep her away from movie theaters until further […]

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