Ahmnodt Running in 2012
I have decided to run for President of the United States in 2012. I have learned from my mistakes in the 2008 campaign and I have already started to fix the problems. I hereby challenge President-elect Obama and whomever the Republicans can muster to a debate. I would also like to invite Ralph Nader, Alan Keyes, and Buckles the Clown to the debate. I am not inviting Buckles because he is a great debater, but because I have never lost a debate to him.
Another difference between 2008 and 2012 is that I will hold a contest for the vice-president position. Due to Constitutional requirements, Canadians are not eligible at this time.
I would like to thank the seven people who voted for me. This campaign will do much better in 2012!
Where I Went Wrong
I was expecting somewhere around 40 million votes in yesterday’s election. I ended up getting seven. Many people would quit, but I can get the votes I need once I fix the problems that stopped me from winning.
1) The “Vice President” fiasco: I should have spent more time vetting my selections. The first candidate did not tell me he was a Canadian until months after I chose him. The candidate I ended up running with did nothing to help the ticket.
2) I started too late: My campaign differed from Obama’s and McCain’s because I chose not to raise money. I stand by this issue for now. I will formally announce my intention to run for President in 2012 soon. The Cinemafia spent millions on Barack Obama and John McCain, trying to make them bicker as a distraction so people wouldn’t hear my message.
3) Internal Polling data was wrong. I was under the impression that PollDaddy was the service to use. They even offered a money-back guarantee if I was not satisfied. Good thing I didn’t spend any money, because I would be expecting my money back right about now.
I would like to congratulate Barack Obama for winning the election. I will fulfill my duty as an American citicen and help President-elect Obama in implementing my platform.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 