Ahmnodt Running in 2012
I have decided to run for President of the United States in 2012. I have learned from my mistakes in the 2008 campaign and I have already started to fix the problems. I hereby challenge President-elect Obama and whomever the Republicans can muster to a debate. I would also like to invite Ralph Nader, Alan Keyes, and Buckles the Clown to the debate. I am not inviting Buckles because he is a great debater, but because I have never lost a debate to him.
Another difference between 2008 and 2012 is that I will hold a contest for the vice-president position. Due to Constitutional requirements, Canadians are not eligible at this time.
I would like to thank the seven people who voted for me. This campaign will do much better in 2012!
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Man, I’m sorry you didn’t win. I even drove down to the border and shouted at all the Americans I saw, telling them to vote for you. Mostly I received dirty looks. And then the border guards came.
I’m not sure if I had any real effect, but at least I tried.
Thank you for trying. I will make sure your town does not get invaded.
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