Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Where I Went Wrong

I was expecting somewhere around 40 million votes in yesterday’s election.  I ended up getting seven.  Many people would quit, but I can get the votes I need once I fix the problems that stopped me from winning.

1) The “Vice President” fiasco:  I should have spent more time vetting my selections.  The first candidate did not tell me he was a Canadian until months after I chose him.  The candidate I ended up running with did nothing to help the ticket.

2) I started too late:  My campaign differed from Obama’s and McCain’s because I chose not to raise money.  I stand by this issue for now.  I will formally announce my intention to run for President in 2012 soon.  The Cinemafia spent millions on Barack Obama and John McCain, trying to make them bicker as a distraction so people wouldn’t hear my message.

3) Internal Polling data was wrong.  I was under the impression that PollDaddy was the service to use.  They even offered a money-back guarantee if I was not satisfied.  Good thing I didn’t spend any money, because I would be expecting my money back right about now.

I would like to congratulate Barack Obama for winning the election.  I will fulfill my duty as an American citicen and help President-elect Obama in implementing my platform.


November 5, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, change, cinemafia, election, endorsement, media, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , , ,

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