Campaign Book Coming Soon!
The Official Campaign Book for Ahmnodt Heare Supporters!
President of Saguache County, CO
A bunch of absentee ballots have been counted and Ahmnodt Heare has won a plurality of votes in Saguache County, Colorado. The counties Barack Obama won were blue, the counties John McCain won were red, and the counties Ahmnodt Heare won (Saguache County) were white. (Map from newsmax.com.)
Final Vote Tally for Saguache County:
Heare 475
McCain 461
Obama 397
Speech to the Sons of the Horse-and-Buggy
This is an excerpt of a speech I gave last night:
“The automakers want to be bailed out. If your ancestors were bailed out, the horse-and-buggy industry would still be thriving. If you elect me for president, I will retro-bail out the horse-and-buggy industry and let you run the businesses so your ancestors can finally rest in peace.
“Not only will I revive your industry, but I will build the first ever international horse-and-buggy highway with rest stables every ten miles. I will put every blacksmith and whitesmith to work. I will dedicate farms for horse-and buggy horses.
“If you elect me, America will transport stuff like never before!”
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 