Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Campaign Book Coming Soon!

The Official Campaign Book for Ahmnodt Heare Supporters!

The Official Campaign Book for Ahmnodt Heare Supporters!

November 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, satire, write-in | , , , | Comments Off on Campaign Book Coming Soon!

President of Saguache County, CO

A bunch of absentee ballots have been counted and Ahmnodt Heare has won a plurality of votes in Saguache County, Colorado.  The counties Barack Obama won were blue, the counties John McCain won were red, and the counties Ahmnodt Heare won (Saguache County) were white.  (Map from newsmax.com.)

Final Vote Tally for Saguache County:

Heare 475

McCain 461

Obama 397


November 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama, politics, Poll, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Speech to the Sons of the Horse-and-Buggy

This is an excerpt of a speech I gave last night:

“The automakers want to be bailed out.  If your ancestors were bailed out, the horse-and-buggy industry would still be thriving.  If you elect me for president, I will retro-bail out the horse-and-buggy industry and let you run the businesses so your ancestors can finally rest in peace.

“Not only will I revive your industry, but I will build the first ever international horse-and-buggy highway with rest stables every ten miles.  I will put every blacksmith and whitesmith to work.  I will dedicate farms for horse-and buggy horses.

“If you elect me, America will transport stuff like never before!”

November 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, election, issues, politics, satire, speech | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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