Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Speech to the Sons of the Horse-and-Buggy

This is an excerpt of a speech I gave last night:

“The automakers want to be bailed out.  If your ancestors were bailed out, the horse-and-buggy industry would still be thriving.  If you elect me for president, I will retro-bail out the horse-and-buggy industry and let you run the businesses so your ancestors can finally rest in peace.

“Not only will I revive your industry, but I will build the first ever international horse-and-buggy highway with rest stables every ten miles.  I will put every blacksmith and whitesmith to work.  I will dedicate farms for horse-and buggy horses.

“If you elect me, America will transport stuff like never before!”


November 15, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, election, issues, politics, satire, speech | , , , , , , , , ,


  1. I sent email to my Congressperson’s before election asking for bailout help for personal, buisness,and IRS. Here it is 2 weeks past and no response. WHY?

    Comment by jrp1922 | November 15, 2008

  2. JRP,

    It could be because you did not contribute enough to your congressperson’s campaign.

    My campaign will not accept money. It is strictly word-of-mouth. This will allow me to help people without paying back people who financed my campaign.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 15, 2008

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