Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My New Bailout Plan

My bailout plan differs from other plans because my plan will create jobs.  My plan will involve two steps:

1) Bailout companies that are fiscally sound:  By giving responsible companies a couple billion dollars, they will have the capital required to create jobs.

2) Bailout defunct companies:  By bailing out companies that have gone by the wayside like Eastern Airlines and the horse-and-buggy industry, jobs that were lost will be revived.

The current plan does not create jobs.  It only maintains some of the jobs we already have.

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November 18, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, economy, issues, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments

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November 18, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Joe Biden, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt’s Lolz

A Glaring Omission

I have noticed many names being thrown around for cabinet positions for President-elect Barack Obama’s cabinet.  Names like Hillary Clinton, Bill Richardson, and John McCain have been mentioned for various positions.  But neither President-elect Obama nor the media pundits has mentioned Ahmnodt Heare.

It might be true that I don’t have much experience with foreign policy, banking (besides making deposits and overdraft protection), or the military, I do have a vast amount of experience in the theme of President-elect Obama’s campaign:  Change.

I would probably do things differently than the ways things are done now.  That’s because I have no idea what President Bush is doing.  I would do things differently by default.

Ahmnodt Heare being omitted from a cabinet position is bad for America and will decrease the likelihood that “change I can believe in” will occur.

I don’t

November 18, 2008 Posted by | campaign, change, election, foreign policy, issues, media, Obama, Platform, politics | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

   

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