My New Bailout Plan
My bailout plan differs from other plans because my plan will create jobs. My plan will involve two steps:
1) Bailout companies that are fiscally sound: By giving responsible companies a couple billion dollars, they will have the capital required to create jobs.
2) Bailout defunct companies: By bailing out companies that have gone by the wayside like Eastern Airlines and the horse-and-buggy industry, jobs that were lost will be revived.
The current plan does not create jobs. It only maintains some of the jobs we already have.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
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