What Were You Thinking?
This is what you have been thinking since the day after Election Day:
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I have concluded that my supporters like Julian Beever, tattoos and dominatrices. Some are Jennifer Granholm supporters from Michigan or (more likely) Canada.
Alpha Inventions brought in an overwhelming majority of the hits to this website. Mudflats brought most of the rest. They came from a reply to a blog. The reply was posted by sauer kraut.
I now have a base from which I can build my campaign.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
What? Not one single “fart” search term? I get many of those every day. I suggest your campaign include farts as part of your platform, then you will attract more supporters.
In fact, just create a blog posting today and title it “Fart” with the single word “fart” in the actual blog posting itself. I will link to this “fart” blog post every time I do a fart-related story. This will ensure that you capture the maximum number of underage supporters that you can for your 2012 presidential bid.
I hope you’re right. https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/fart/
I would be very suspicious of googlers who mis-spell beaver as beever.
Mayhaps they were so dazed by horny-ness that they couldn’t even spell the target of their affection.