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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Pardoning the Turkey
President Bush partook in a time-honored tradition of pardoning a turkey. I would like to pardon a turkey, also. The turkey I have decided to pardon this year is Alan Keyes. While Alan Keyes and I have several philosophical difference (especially with the stickler over who should be president), he has a small, but loyal following. Both supporters are already working on Keyes’s 2012 campaign.
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November 25, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, election, endorsement, politics, satire | Alan Keyes, Bush, pardon, Thanksgiving, turkey | Comments Off on Pardoning the Turkey