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Sometimes You Need to Rant


This is an anti-American rant from somebody in England.  He or she doesn’t like that the president pardons a turkey every Thanksgiving.

Let me tell you about British elitism.  but before I do, I will tell you this little tidbit.  There are only two societies in the world where incest occurs at an alarming rate.  In America, we call them “hicks”, in Great Britian, they’re called, “royalty.”

It seems that things are going so slow in the British news cycle that people there are watching our president pardon a turkey.  They claim they don’t like Americans, but they can’t get enough of America in their newscasts.  It’s not that we in the States are too stupid to know that Gordon Brown is their prime minister.  It’s that we don’t care.

I am deeply disturbed at the American media’s obsession over royal inbreds and I wish it would stop.  What the “Royal Family” does has little to do with international affairs and much to do with pomp and fluff.

Note to rants like the one who posted the article I am referring to:  We know that some aspects of American culture leaves much to be desired.  However; your poop also reeks.


November 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, foreign policy, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Never Give Up (A Lesson Learned)

When I heard that Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson wanted to give out more money (including bailing out companies that were already bailed out), I decided that there was hope after all.  I would be able to keep my tropical igloo business as well as my vaginal products for men business.  (I am offering a new line of products next week, in time for Christmas).

For a few dollars more, I will be able to open the Museum of the Pornographic Arts in Kernersville, NC.  There will even be a “hands-on” exhibit for the kids.  This is not a pure business operation and making money is not the main objective.  I feel a museum is important for the enrichment of the community.

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, economy, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment


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