Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

10000 Supporters and Growing!

The Ahmnodt Heare for President is pleased to announce that over 10,000 people have visited this website since Valentine’s Day.  2,000 visitors came through Alpha Inventions.  1,000 came searching for Julian Beever’s amazing 3-D artwork.  The rest of you came looking for a president who thinks like you do.

It took me eight months to get to 5,000 hits.  Thanks to the tireless efforts of some of my supporters and my celebrity endorsers, The next 5,000 came in only two months.  Together, we can get more people to support the campaign.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, Platform, write-in | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Message to Riksdag: Stop the Blonde Supremacist Movement!

The blond supremacy movement in Sweden has reached epidemic proportions.  I am calling for the Riksdag to stop suppressing the human rights of non-blonds.

Sweden used to be a country of openness and tolerance.  They will welcome you if you are gay.  They will welcome you if you are non-Caucasian.  They will welcome you regardless of your religion.  But if you are not a blond, you will be deported to Denmark before the Swedish Meatball hits the floor.

If the Riksdag does not recognize the rights of hairs of different colors soon, I will do what it takes to get Henrik Lundqvist deported back to Sweden.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, issues, politics, satire, speech | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Bettie Page 1923-2008

Bettie Page, the brunet pinup queen with a shoulder-length pageboy hairdo and kitschy bangs whose saucy photos helped usher in the sexual revolution of the 1960s, has died. She was 85.

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December 12, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Burn more fossils!

snapshot_20081212_0The picture is small, but if you can see it clearly enough, you can see where the two trees fell.  This would not have happened if global warming was occurring.  The normal high for yesterday in these parts is 41F degrees.  (That’s 5 Canadian.)  Yesterday’s high was 31F (-1C) and it rained all day.  When it’s this cold and it rains, everything freezes.  Trees start falling and squirrels become homeless.

Before you think about using cleaner fuels, think about the squirrels.  They live on this planet too.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, environment, issues, satire | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Possibly Related (Auto Generated)

Bettie Page was a pinup model in the 1950’s.  She is now in a coma following a heart attack.  The only reason why I know this is because WordPress auto-generated that particular post to an interview I had in October.

For the most part, the auto-generated posts are related though my postings tend to look at things a little differently.  The two posts have nothing in common.

I am posting the address where you can send get-well wishes to Ms. Page.

Bettie Page
c/o CMG Worldwide
9229 West Sunset Boulevard
Suite 820
West Hollywood, CA 90069 USA

May Bettie recover soon.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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