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Message to Riksdag: Stop the Blonde Supremacist Movement!

The blond supremacy movement in Sweden has reached epidemic proportions.  I am calling for the Riksdag to stop suppressing the human rights of non-blonds.

Sweden used to be a country of openness and tolerance.  They will welcome you if you are gay.  They will welcome you if you are non-Caucasian.  They will welcome you regardless of your religion.  But if you are not a blond, you will be deported to Denmark before the Swedish Meatball hits the floor.

If the Riksdag does not recognize the rights of hairs of different colors soon, I will do what it takes to get Henrik Lundqvist deported back to Sweden.

December 12, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, issues, politics, satire, speech | , , , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. Right on!

    I mean left on!

    The hair color to be encouraged is red, symbolism and all that.

    Sweden now lags the US in Red leftness because Sweden is also failing to bail out the prostitutes.

    Sweden is encouraging Blond hair pros, but is failing to encourage red pros.

    That is racist.

    Shape up Sweden.

    I mean colour up!

    Comment by ngoldfarb | December 12, 2008

  2. Your blog kind of feels like “Saturday night live”!

    Comment by luckypunk | December 21, 2008


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