An Open Letter to Governor Patterson
Dear Governor Patterson,
My name is Ahmnodt Heare and I am interested in filling the senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton. I don’t want you to go through the same trauma that Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is going through. That is why I will not offer you any money or any favors for the seat.
I thank you for considering me for filling the vacancy.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
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It is so generous of you to step and save the Gov from the scrutiny of a potentially embarrassing bribery scandal by offering nothing like money. I do have one question: by no favors, are you including sexual favors?
Yes, I am including sexual favors. He may be legally blind, but it wouldn’t take him wrong to realize I’m not built like that.
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