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An Open Letter to Governor Patterson

Dear Governor Patterson,

My name is Ahmnodt Heare and I am interested in filling the senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton.  I don’t want you to go through the same trauma that Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is going through.  That is why I will not offer you any money or any favors for the seat.

I thank you for considering me for filling the vacancy.

Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare

December 15, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, issues, politics, satire | , , , , ,

5 Comments

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  3. It is so generous of you to step and save the Gov from the scrutiny of a potentially embarrassing bribery scandal by offering nothing like money. I do have one question: by no favors, are you including sexual favors?

    Comment by David | December 16, 2008

    • Yes, I am including sexual favors. He may be legally blind, but it wouldn’t take him wrong to realize I’m not built like that.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | December 16, 2008

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