Clean Coal Technology
If you have coal that you want cleaned, bring it to me. I have bought a large washing machine so I will be able to clean more coal than I would be able to clean with smaller machines. I have also obtained a case of green spray paint in case you want to burn green coal.
Together we can burn clean, green coal. Let’s think about the environment.
New York Giants Fans – Please Help
If you are going to the game against the Carolina Panthers this Sunday evening, 
I need a couple of fans to hold a sign like the one in the picture. I would advise against wearing any Philadelphia Eagles attire at the game. If you feel compelled to wear Eagles apparel at Giants Stadium, let me know and I’ll give you some “McCain – Palin” signs for you to carry around.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
No Ameros in my Wallet
I am against the creation of a multinational currency. Multinational currencies like the Amero and the Euro are the first phase in merging nations. This would ruin the entertainment industry and it would turn my “9-5 war” against Canada into a civil war. If I wanted to have currency of foreigners in my wallet, I’d go to other countries more often.
I can’t see people shopping in an “Amero Store” like they do a dollar store. I doubt it will catch on. People will not be watching “The Six Million Amero Man.” It just sounds too weird. The “Amero Value Menu” wouldn’t sound very appetizing.
I urge all Americans to write President-Elect Obama, your senators and congresspeople, and your favorite sports team’s captain and tell them “No” to the Amero.
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December 20, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, foreign policy, issues, satire | Amero, Canada, Congress, dollar store, Dollar value meal, Euro, Obama, War | 3 Comments