Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

No Ameros in my Wallet

I am against the creation of a multinational currency.  Multinational currencies like the Amero and the Euro are the first phase in merging nations.  This would ruin the entertainment industry and it would turn my “9-5 war” against Canada into a civil war.  If I wanted to have currency of foreigners in my wallet, I’d go to other countries more often.

I can’t see people shopping in an “Amero Store” like they do a dollar store.  I doubt it will catch on.  People will not be watching “The Six Million Amero Man.”  It just sounds too weird.  The “Amero Value Menu” wouldn’t sound very appetizing.

I urge all Americans to write President-Elect Obama, your senators and congresspeople, and your favorite sports team’s captain and tell them “No” to the Amero.


December 20, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. Oh my. I misread the title and was utterly befuddled as to why anyone would even consider an aneros in their wallet.

    A error worthy of Rosanne Roseannadanna.

    Comment by David | December 20, 2008

  2. We have had to deal with a lot of foreign currencies – and we call them all “gazingas” as a generic term for foreign money. I think it came from an old movie called Three Amigos.

    Comment by intlxpatr | December 22, 2008

  3. Yeah that’s scary stuff. The merging of currencies. Sounds apocalyptic to me – if i can use that word. Yuck.

    Comment by Kenny O'Neil | December 22, 2008

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