New Headquarters
The new headquarters is in New York City, around the corner from The Disney Store.
I have decided to move my headquarters from Michigan to New York City. Although I still feel the actions by the McCain and Obama campaigns conclude that neither party cares about Michigan, I have to move to a more centralized location.
The new headquarters will be in midtown Manhattan near the family-friendly section of Times Square. If you happen to be in the area, bring the family by.
I will be in Michigan from time to time as there are important programs that I must finish like the Jennifer Granholm conversion program. I think that with a little bit of help, she will be an Ahmnodt Heare supporter. There is also the humpback dolphin situation that has to be resolved.
I will leave Michigan campaign activities in good hands once the programs are finished. If the hands aren’t good, I will supply hand cream and gloves.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Ahmnodt, I fear you may have gotten lost. If memory serves, I used to pass by this establishment each day on my way to work in Toronto!!! Jilly’s was quite an infamous place. Don’t tell me this means your actually running for Prime Minister?
all the best,
Ram
I am pretty sure it was New York. I don’t confuse New York with Toronto too often, but I have been known to confuse New York with Flin Flon.
Likely my mistake than Ahmnodt. Apologies! Nice to know that the world is big enought house two “jilly’s”
You might be correct after all. My campaign headquarters is supposed to be here: http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/33072584/new_york_ny/jilly_s_of_new_york.html
I think my supporters in Toronto went to the wrong Jilly’s.
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