Ahmnodt Heare for President

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How I Would Solve the Israeli – Palestinian Mess

Israel and Palestine have been going at it since I was a kid.  There have been moments of truces only to end up with both sides fighting again.  My solution is two-fold:  Bomb Israel, Gaza, and the West Bank with reefer bombs and to set up falafel and kabob stands near the bombed areas.

Marijuana puts the mind at ease.  People aren’t in the mood to fight when they are stoned.  Marijuana also causes the munchies.  If America ran the falafel and kabob stands I mentioned earlier, then we will be able to pay for the reefer bombings without using taxpayers’ dollars.

A well-fed and stoned people is a happy and peaceful people.  This will bring peace to the Middle East.


January 8, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, issues, satire, War | , , , , , , ,


  1. This is nothing short of spectacularly brilliant.

    I’m renewing my campaign of Ahmnodt Heare for secretary of state. It is a proven and fertile ground for developing experience leading to national elective office…like president.

    Comment by David | January 8, 2009

  2. ‘Here’…

    Your solution for ‘peace’ is better than Phosphorous.

    Comment by peacefulowl2 | January 14, 2009

  3. This makes more sense than anything we are doing now.

    Comment by howmikeseesthings | January 1, 2010

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