Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Ahmnodt Heare’s Job Program

Maybe it is just me, but you don’t revive the economy by giving large amounts of money to companies who are laying off employees and to banks who are not loosening lines of credit.  I have revealed portions of my plan in the past.  Today, I will tidy it all up.

My Bailout plan I mentioned in a previous post:

1) Bailout companies that are fiscally sound:  By giving responsible companies a couple billion dollars, they will have the capital required to create jobs.

2) Bailout defunct companies:  By bailing out companies that have gone by the wayside like Eastern Airlines and the horse-and-buggy industry, jobs that were lost will be revived.

My Jobs Program:

  • Barack Obama wants to create green jobs.  I will create jobs that will not discriminate against color.  Everybody needs work.
  • I would also create a lot of low paying jobs so employers can hire more people and we would have fewer people unemployed.
  • I will bring jobs for Americans by finding things to do and the people who need them done.  I will open training centers all over the country to train Americans vital jobs like flipping burgers, working a cash register, and stocking shelves.
  • I would replace NAFTA with USAFTA, a free trade agreement that would bring jobs to the United States.

Barack Obama has made his bed.  And he probably got the linen from a store that is soon going out of business.


January 9, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, Wall Street | , , , , , , , ,


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