Ahmnodt Heare’s Job Program
Maybe it is just me, but you don’t revive the economy by giving large amounts of money to companies who are laying off employees and to banks who are not loosening lines of credit. I have revealed portions of my plan in the past. Today, I will tidy it all up.
My Bailout plan I mentioned in a previous post:
1) Bailout companies that are fiscally sound: By giving responsible companies a couple billion dollars, they will have the capital required to create jobs.
2) Bailout defunct companies: By bailing out companies that have gone by the wayside like Eastern Airlines and the horse-and-buggy industry, jobs that were lost will be revived.
My Jobs Program:
- Barack Obama wants to create green jobs. I will create jobs that will not discriminate against color. Everybody needs work.
- I would also create a lot of low paying jobs so employers can hire more people and we would have fewer people unemployed.
- I will bring jobs for Americans by finding things to do and the people who need them done. I will open training centers all over the country to train Americans vital jobs like flipping burgers, working a cash register, and stocking shelves.
- I would replace NAFTA with USAFTA, a free trade agreement that would bring jobs to the United States.
Barack Obama has made his bed. And he probably got the linen from a store that is soon going out of business.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
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