Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

I’ll be Blogging Better Soon

I had spent the last three weeks trying to quit smoking. New Year’s resolutions are a bad idea when you are trying to run for President.  People make a big deal about President Obama smoking.  If I was him, I would smoke whenever I could.  Being president is a huge responsibility.  We need a president with a clear head.  That means if a President smokes, let him or her smoke when needed.

I have not smoked during the last three weeks and it shows.  I have made grammatical and spelling errors.  My writing has seemed more forced.  What is the point in having healthy lungs if your mind is always thinking about cigarettes?

I will smoke again tomorrow.  You will soon notice the improvement.

January 22, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, health care, Obama, Platform | , , , , , , | Comments Off on I’ll be Blogging Better Soon

Meetup Group This Tuesday

Meetup this Tuesday at the Pair-a-Dice Trailer Park Recreation Center.  Seniors will receive a six-pack of Alpo Beef Dog Food and a spork for each can.

I am glad that meetup groups are not waiting for the media to cover the 2012 elections to get motivated.  I will be speaking this Tuesday at the Pair-a-Dice Trailer Park.  The subject will be caring for seniors.

I am proud of my supporters.  They suggested that talk is not enough and they are correct.  We will give the first 20 seniors who show up for the meetup group a six-pack of Alpo Prime Cuts and a spork for each can.  The Ahmnodt Heare administration will make sure seniors don’t go hungry.

January 22, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, politics, satire, senior citizens | , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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