Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Meetup Group This Tuesday

Meetup this Tuesday at the Pair-a-Dice Trailer Park Recreation Center.  Seniors will receive a six-pack of Alpo Beef Dog Food and a spork for each can.

I am glad that meetup groups are not waiting for the media to cover the 2012 elections to get motivated.  I will be speaking this Tuesday at the Pair-a-Dice Trailer Park.  The subject will be caring for seniors.

I am proud of my supporters.  They suggested that talk is not enough and they are correct.  We will give the first 20 seniors who show up for the meetup group a six-pack of Alpo Prime Cuts and a spork for each can.  The Ahmnodt Heare administration will make sure seniors don’t go hungry.


January 22, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, politics, satire, senior citizens | , , , ,


  1. This level of generosity adds a whole new definition to the compasionate conservatism concept.

    Although I’m a bit concerned that the campaign may not be able to sustanin long-term this high standard of Prime Cuts.

    Comment by David | January 22, 2009

  2. Such a good idea. Hope those first 20 remembered to bring their appetites, or at least their teeth.

    Comment by madamelibrarian | January 25, 2009

    • The Alpo is soft and moist enough that they shouldn’t need their teeth.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 25, 2009

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