Meetup Group This Tuesday
I am glad that meetup groups are not waiting for the media to cover the 2012 elections to get motivated. I will be speaking this Tuesday at the Pair-a-Dice Trailer Park. The subject will be caring for seniors.
I am proud of my supporters. They suggested that talk is not enough and they are correct. We will give the first 20 seniors who show up for the meetup group a six-pack of Alpo Prime Cuts and a spork for each can. The Ahmnodt Heare administration will make sure seniors don’t go hungry.
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This level of generosity adds a whole new definition to the compasionate conservatism concept.
Although I’m a bit concerned that the campaign may not be able to sustanin long-term this high standard of Prime Cuts.
Such a good idea. Hope those first 20 remembered to bring their appetites, or at least their teeth.
The Alpo is soft and moist enough that they shouldn’t need their teeth.
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