I Miss Global Warming
I remember the good old days when we had global warming. Winter days were often relatively mild. There were fewer snowstorms and hardly ever any sub-zero days.
Today is yet another bitter cold day. Icicles all over the place, the snow frozen hard, and people’s breaths are visible. It will get colder tomorrow. It will be cold for the foreseeable future.
If I was president, I would take the steps necessary to assure global warming during the winter. I will, however; not tolerate global warming during the summer. It is hot enough during the summer.
The time is now for global warming. Write your congressperson and your senators and demand global warming now!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 