A Painful Reminder
There are people who want to be like me. While I am deeply honored, being like me is not for anybody. Not because I do bad things, but the stress of doing things as well as I do can be stressful. Some people have died trying to be like me, and that thought gnaws on me.
I was reminded of this tragic fact while checking the spam filter from this blog. It was an advertisement for erectile dysfunction drugs. Every time I see an ad for erectile dysfunction drugs, I think of the poor men who died from heart attacks because they wanted to be like me.
Don’t let electile dysfunction let you down. Pleasing women is hard for men with erectile dysfunction, but they can lick it.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Made me laugh. So are the Nigerian scammers just trying to be like you too?
Worse, they’re sending me e-mails saying I could be like me. :O