Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Adding Security Features

I have decided to add encryption features on my computer, my cell phone, and my Speak and Spell.  I can not afford another episode like the hacking episode last May.  My campaign continues to grow and my opponents are now beginning to notice.  While I don’t have the NSA to encrypt my communications like one of my opponents, I will have top-notch encryption.

The encryption will work like this:

If I type something like:

My campaign schedule will bring me to Kansas, Michigan, and Oregon.

The encryption will look like this:

jghgfhgghfghjgahmnodtheareisastudnmmnbcvxfgfhj

I will continue to step up and meet the challenges of my opponents and of America.  I thank you for your continued support.

January 28, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , , , ,

8 Comments

  1. That should work out really well for those special campaign event announcements.

    Comment by David | January 28, 2009

  2. Not only that, but the next generation of hackers will receive positive messages about the campaign.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 28, 2009

  3. jghgfhgghfghjgahmnodtheareisastudnmmnbcvxfgfhj

    Even encrypted, your messages reek of sophisticated ideas. Or maybe that’s the Alpo.

    Comment by madamelibrarian | January 29, 2009

  4. It must be the encryption. I ran out of Alpo at the meetup.I also ran out of sporks. This made the seniors mad.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 29, 2009

  5. The following comment has been encrypted:

    adfaljkoitjhasghqrjhgoihgqoiewrhtqaklsd;

    That little piece of information should help get your campaign to the next level.

    Comment by C. Fraser | January 30, 2009

  6. C. Fraser, I’ll give it a try. Great advice!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 30, 2009

  7. sdfcgvbiolkn nb esr (I love this site)

    Comment by Paul Sonderman | March 22, 2009

  8. vfjnvfjknvf cdjc ducjkdj (Thank you, Paul.)

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 22, 2009


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