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The Illinois Senate Prefers The Way I Treat Seniors

I will take Rod Blagojevich at his word.  I will assume his innocence.   I believe Blagojevich when he said he was impeached for helping seniors.  Here is my take on the situation:

Rod Balgojevich circumvented the Illinois House and Senate in making drugs affordable for seniors.  He got those drugs from Canada.  The House and Senate were mad (as was I) that he was able to get drugs from Canada, but was unable to deport Canadians posed as “entertainers.”

I am sure the Illinois legislature would have been behind my “Affordable Food for Seniors” plan.  They might have been supportive of Blagojevich’s drug plan if it meant that Celine Dion would limit her concerts to the Holiday Inn lounges in Nova Scotia.

January 29, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, issues, legislation, satire, senior citizens | , , , , , , ,


  1. Illinois senate tells Rod Blagojevich to not let the door hit him in the butt on the way out

    Personally, I am going to miss this guy. He epitomizes the worst of Democratic politics.

    Comment by The Intellectual Redneck | January 29, 2009

  2. I am beginning to sense some hostility towards us Canadians. If it weren’t for the fact that I am working illegally in the United States I would pursue this issue through the press. I may have to reconsider my support. Unless you can promise to get me a green card.

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | January 29, 2009

    • I don’t hate Canadians. I hate that spies like William Shattner and Celine Dion have been allowed to infiltrate my country and call themselves “entertainers” when they aren’t entertaining at all.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 29, 2009

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