Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Filling a Void

Now that the Presidential Race of 2008 is done and over with, many Americans feel empty with the lack of Presidential Campaign news.  Many candidates will not start their campaigns until next year.  This is just one reason why I am campaigning now.  Americans can’t get enough of this stuff.

I came to this realization Tuesday night at the Ahmnodt Heare meetup in Las Vegas.  At first I thought it was just going to be a bunch of senior citizens wanting to be fed.  I found that many people had issues that weren’t being met by either President Obama nor by John McCain.

They loved my jobs and stimulus plan.  They also like that I think outside the box.   But we don’t agree on everything.

While the seniors liked my plan on making sure they are fed, they frankly wished I leave Celine Dion alone.  Many of them find her entertaining.  I don’t know if she is actually entertaining or if senility has set in among the seniors, but I will have to assume the former for now.

Some of the people at the meetup thought my “9-5 War” would be better served if we invaded California.  I tried to explain to them that California is part of the United States and that they generate revenue that our country needs.  One gentleman brought up a valid point though.  He said that the “entertainers in Hollywood” really aren’t any better than the ones imported from Canada.  I will look at this situation further before deciding how to handle it.

I am looking for other Presidential candidates who are interested in debating the issues.  If you know anybody, please have them contact me.

January 30, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, election, issues, politics, satire, senior citizens, War | , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. I find seniors unseemly. They are needy and slow to make purchases. I believe they were responsible for the lengthy delay on election day – not Obama (he only voted once I assume and could not have been the cause). I tried to ban seniors from my store but my parlegal advised against it.

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | January 30, 2009

  2. […] Now that the Presidential Race of 2008 is done and over with, many Americans feel empty with the lack of Presidential Campaign news. Many candidates will not start their campaigns until next year.[…]

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