Off to Punxsutawney!
I will be driving to Punxsutawney, PA after the Super Bowl. I see it as an opportunity to see a bunch of people and to campaign my global warming message. The temperature will be in the upper twenties and dry.
I should arrive in Punxsutawney by 4:00AM. I will stop at 3AM and give President Obama a call and make sure he is ready for the next crisis. When I arrive in the Punxsutawney area, I will look for a hotel room for after the event. I will head to Barclay Square once the room is booked. I will converse with the people and telling them about my global warming ideas.
I will also bring pepper spray and spray Phil the Groundhog’s eyes before he gets to see his shadow. I have had enough of winter for this year.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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Punxsutawney at 4:00AM? You lead a charmed life. Enjoy and if you see the groundhog, give him a blast for me.
My day started at 6AM. It will end sometime between 9 and 10AM tomorrow. It’s a schedule a presidential candidate has to do if he or she wants to be president.