Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Off to Punxsutawney!

I will be driving to Punxsutawney, PA after the Super Bowl. I see it as an opportunity to see a bunch of people and to campaign my global warming message.  The temperature will be in the upper twenties and dry.

I should arrive in Punxsutawney by 4:00AM.  I will stop at 3AM and give President Obama a call and make sure he is ready for the next crisis.  When I arrive in the Punxsutawney area, I will look for a hotel room for after the event.  I will head to Barclay Square once the room is booked.   I will converse with the people and telling them about my global warming ideas.

I will also bring pepper spray and spray Phil the Groundhog’s eyes before he gets to see his shadow.  I have had enough of winter for this year.


February 1, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, environment, issues, Platform, satire | , , , ,


  1. Punxsutawney at 4:00AM? You lead a charmed life. Enjoy and if you see the groundhog, give him a blast for me.

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | February 1, 2009

  2. My day started at 6AM. It will end sometime between 9 and 10AM tomorrow. It’s a schedule a presidential candidate has to do if he or she wants to be president.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 1, 2009

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