My Vice-Presidential Running Mate
***NOTICE*** I am announcing that I now have a running mate for 2012. I know some people will be disappointed that I will not occupy both parts of the ticket like I did in 2008. I figured it would be too taunting a task to fix the country and to go to the funeral of every third-world dictator. I was going to choose Sir Satire, but he is still happy at his commune making organic Twinkees.
I have found a man who is Sir Satire’s equal. He is Peasant Tim. You may know him as the guy from Michigan with a job. But he is much more than that. He has a job and pays his rent. As your vice-president, he will be in charge of setting up an anti-cinemafia task force and will implement my “Just say ‘OK, but just this once’.” drug policy.
Peasant Tim will be joining this blog with an occasional post from his campaigning. He will start blogging as soon as he finishes the final touches on the Lake Michigan oil spill investigation.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Welcome to your running mate. I trust I am still being considered as a potential senior diplomat or ambassador…I believe I would get along well with the Belgians.
Ram, if you want, you could be the Treasury Secretary. Just remember to treat the country’s finances as if it was the Food Here Convenience Store.