Ahmnodt Heare for President

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If You Are Going to the Daytona 500

If you’re going to the Daytona 500 this weekend, pleas carry an “Ahmnodt Heare for President” sign and show it in front of a TV camera.  The campaign can use the exposure.  In exchange, I will give kudos to you and your favorite driver in Monday’s blog entry.  If you want to help the campaign in other ways, please stop by the table that will be set up outside the track by the North Entrance.


Supporters will run a table like this at Daytona this weekend.

Al always, I thank you for your continued support.


February 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on If You Are Going to the Daytona 500

How I Would Relieve Overcrowding Prisons

California recently was ordered to release over 10,000 prisoners because their prisons are overcrowded.  Some say we should build more prisons while others say we should have fewer laws.  I have a few additional suggestions:

  1. Waist limit of 34 inches:  By getting prisoners to lose weight and get slender, there will be more room to move around.  Overweight prisoners will go to a boot camp to shed inches before being allowed to a regular prison.
  2. Get rid of TVs and Weights:  They simply take up too much room and do little to rehabilitate prisoners.
  3. Bunk beds:  Prison cells will be equipped with three-high bunk beds.  This will create more room.
  4. Replace toilets with urinals:   This will save space.  Prisoners’ diets will be liquid, so solid excretion will no longer be a problem.
  5. Make prison life so miserable that they will never want to come back.  This will stop the influx of repeat offenders.

With just a little ingenuity, prisons can be made less crowded without hitting taxpayers with the cost of extra prisons and overhauling the entire penal code.

February 10, 2009 Posted by | commentary, debt, editorial, issues, legislation, satire | , , , , | 5 Comments


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