Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Campaign Goals for 2009

I hit a blogging milestone the other day with my 500th post.  One of the first posts was about the goals of my campaign:

  1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 391)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

Goal 1 – Mission accomplished. I have averaged 136 hits per day in 2009.  It would be much higher if my visits to the website counted.

Goal 2 – Mission accomplished.  As of today, there are 6,860 results for Ahmnodt Heare.  There are 7,860 results for Ahmnodt.  The reason I use “Ahmnodt Heare” as the benchmark and not “Ahmnodt” is because I figure once people find out about my campaign, they will want to name their sons “Ahmnodt“.

Goal 3 – WTF? Many problems here.  I never defined what “enough” is.  I will define it now.  It is defined as enough votes to win.

Goal 4 – We’re getting there.  I have decided that if you write a blog entry about the campaign, I will have a link to your blog.

Goal 5 – An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.  I am totally baffled over the lack of enthusiasm over this endevaour.  I thought I would be spending endless hours looking at videos trying to figure which one would be the best.  That has not been the case.

Goal 6 – This has not happened and I am sad.  However, I have been interviewed for a Pakistani website.

There is a lot that has to be done before this campaign can be considered successful.  I am confident that if I am invited to debate in 2012, that people will see the light and the election will become winnable.


February 19, 2009 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, debate, election, media, politics | , , ,


  1. I read your interview. You sound like a kind person. I didn’t pick up on that from your blog entries haha.

    Comment by ummmmheyyyy | February 19, 2009

    • Try reading the blog entries again. 😛

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 19, 2009

  2. Congratulations – both on achieving goals and on the 500th post.

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | February 19, 2009

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