Drug Policy
I haven’t fully explain my policy on illicit drugs. It was based on the flaw I found on the “Just Say No” policy founded by Nancy Reagan. The flaw is that they can’t say “No.”
My policy is different because it takes into consideration that people are curious and people want to feel better during tough economic times. This is why I have stuck with my “Just say, ‘O.K. but just this once'” policy. Not only does it allow people to fill their curiosity, but it also allows an out before they get addicted.
I don’t know why the “War on Drugs” issue wasn’t talked about more. Instead of putting drug users into overcrowded prisons, I would make them work for the farms who have lost labor because the help moved back to Mexico.
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Bravo Ahmnodt! During these tough economic times, it should be okay to just do drugs once… finally, a man of reason! 🙂
Overcrowded prisons? I thought that the current practice was to have drug users work at Blockbusters?
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Blockbuster is funny. They have a strong anti-drug policy, but you’d have to be on drugs to want to work there.
During these harsh economic times we have to remember that drug dealers need the business too. I have made it my mission to try every drug before I die. This policy does, however, mean that death may come somewhat sooner than I had planned. But what is life without risk-taking?
Womaninblack, the main thing is that you are not suppressed because of never trying a drug. People who suppress their feelings and desires tend to snap.
Brilliant. You have Massachusetts’ vote!
I can use all the electoral votes I can get! Thanks, Massachusetts!
Will you be supplying the substances to potential voters? Could be a good strategic move, along with your “Just say ‘OK, but just this once'” motto.
I can barely afford the substances for myself!