Campaigning in Europe
I will be campaigning in Europe next week. Below is the schedule:
Monday 3/16 – London: I will once again go to the U.S. Embassy and hold a rally for Britons to be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.
Tuesday 3/17 – Dublin: No real campaigning, just partying with the Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. This is also my daughter Patricia’s birthday. I am saddened that I am unable to play quarters with her for her birthday. She will turn 6.
Wednesday 3/18 – Liechtenstein: Cross-country walk-a-thon promoting affordable entertainment to Liechtensteiners. Unlike the United States, Liechtenstein can be walked across in less than a month.
Thursday 3/19 – Amsterdam: I will deeply examine their prostitution system and develop a strategy to develop a similar system in the United States.
Friday 3/20 – Stockholm: Spring Training Camp with the Swedish Bikini Team. I’m working on a political spin for this. If you know one, please let me know.
Saturday 3/21 – Back to the United States.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I always say, when choosing a country to walk across, pick a small one. I’m glad to see we share that important philosophical view.
I chose Liechtenstein because by the time the pro-Cinemafia in their government knew what hit them, I would be out of the country.
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