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Campaigning in Europe

I will be campaigning in Europe next week.  Below is the schedule:

Monday 3/16 – London:  I will once again go to the U.S. Embassy and hold a rally for Britons to be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.

Tuesday 3/17 – Dublin: No real campaigning, just partying with the Irish on St. Patrick’s Day.  This is also my daughter Patricia’s birthday.  I am saddened that I am unable to play quarters with her for her birthday. She will turn 6.

Wednesday 3/18 – Liechtenstein:  Cross-country walk-a-thon promoting affordable entertainment to Liechtensteiners.  Unlike the United States, Liechtenstein can be walked across in less than a month.

Thursday 3/19 – Amsterdam:  I will deeply examine their prostitution system and develop a strategy to develop a similar system in the United States.

Friday 3/20 – Stockholm:  Spring Training Camp with the Swedish Bikini Team.  I’m working on a political spin for this.  If you know one, please let me know.

Saturday 3/21 – Back to the United States.

March 8, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. I always say, when choosing a country to walk across, pick a small one. I’m glad to see we share that important philosophical view.

    Comment by David | March 9, 2009

  2. I chose Liechtenstein because by the time the pro-Cinemafia in their government knew what hit them, I would be out of the country.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 9, 2009

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