Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Trip Begins

I am at my undisclosed hotel room in London.  Preparations are being made to get petitions for Londoners to sign to allow them to vote for President and have their vioces heard in who gets to be the leader of the free world.  Since London is considered part of the free world (despite the 4382 street cameras I counted between Heathrow Airport and the hotel I am staying at 2 miles away), it is only fair that they get to vote for the leader of the free world.

My London campaign manager is a man with a deep British accent.  I think he said his name is Goh Da’ell.  he must be part French.  He also said my “bassted” was bloody, but I don’t know what a bassted is and I couldn’t find blood anywhere on me.

It is almost midnight according to the alarm clock here.  It is only 7PM on my watch.  I will fix the alarm clock before I leave tomorrow.

March 15, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, election, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , , | 4 Comments

   

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