Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Trip Begins

I am at my undisclosed hotel room in London.  Preparations are being made to get petitions for Londoners to sign to allow them to vote for President and have their vioces heard in who gets to be the leader of the free world.  Since London is considered part of the free world (despite the 4382 street cameras I counted between Heathrow Airport and the hotel I am staying at 2 miles away), it is only fair that they get to vote for the leader of the free world.

My London campaign manager is a man with a deep British accent.  I think he said his name is Goh Da’ell.  he must be part French.  He also said my “bassted” was bloody, but I don’t know what a bassted is and I couldn’t find blood anywhere on me.

It is almost midnight according to the alarm clock here.  It is only 7PM on my watch.  I will fix the alarm clock before I leave tomorrow.

March 15, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, election, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , ,


  1. best wishes on establishing yourself as a candidate with international credentials

    Comment by gryphonscry | March 16, 2009

  2. I know you are a busy man but if you get a chance drop by the Kippers and Fags and say him to Raj for me…

    Enjoy your trip

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | March 16, 2009

  3. I wish I knew sooner. I passed the place this morning, but I was running late. I did check a couple of alleyways looking for Raj in case he relapsed, but I couldn’t find him.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 16, 2009

  4. I am only 120 miles away from you!
    I’ll shout really loud at 9am – listen out for me.

    Comment by womaninblack | March 17, 2009

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