London – Making Progress
I had more success this time in London than on my last visit. I quickly got my petition permit and headed to the spot I was at last year. There were a lot more people there this time around. A young lady told me that this place was popular because the CCTV cameras were broken following an incident just prior to my arrival.
I had the first fifty signatures within five minutes of my arrival. Londoners seemed excited about the opportunity to elect the leader of the free world. I told them that I was running for president. Many people asked how I felt about surveillance cameras and they seemed pleased that I would only permit it on the hottest women. I received the biggest round of applause in a long time when I told them that I would cease all wiretap operations.
By early afternoon, I had over 2,000 signatures. I was heading to the American Embassy when I saw the same snotty woman who called security on me last year. I decided instead to keep the signatures and mail them to the State Department when i get back home. I hope that Hillary Clinton will be more receptive than Condolezza Rice was last year.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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