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Erin Go Braghless!

I had to return early from a night of partying at Conway’s in Dublin.  I ran into a few Americans here, including the police officer who arrested me last year.  The Irish love to party, but they hate snakes.  I think I got in a bit of trouble with the Irish when they asked me about Northern Ireland.  The conversation went like this:  (My responses are in italics.)

“What do you think about Northern Ireland?”

What about Northern Ireland?”

“The British occupation of Northern Ireland?”

If the British occupy Northern Ireland, then I’m afraid I can’t campaign there.


I am running for leader of the free world, not for leader of an occupied land.”

The man dumped his ale on my head and stormed out.  I guess he was from Northern Ireland.  People he was talking with were giving me a strange look.  I figured I had to leave and start planning for the walk-a-thon in Liechtenstein tomorrow.  I will evaluate Northern Ireland tomorrow.


March 17, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , ,


  1. That drug charge may come back to haunt you in 2012. Is there no one you can bribe?

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | March 17, 2009

  2. I was cleared of all charges a month after the incident.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 17, 2009

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