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My Last Night in Europe

Tomorrow night at this time, I will be back home.  The trip started well in London.  The wheels of the trip started falling off Tuesday in Dublin.  The Liechtenstein Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness turned out to be a “Make fun of Ahmnodt” festival.  Yesterday I could not afford to study prostitution hands-on like I wanted to.  Today was supposed to be icing on the cake on what was supposed to be a successful trip through Europe.  It was the last nail in the coffin.

It turns out that the “Swedish Bikini Team” I was so anxious to see turned out to be the Men’s team.  The Women’s team doesn’t start training until next week.  The Men’s team came out wearing nothing but skimpy thongs.  I started to hurl.  Security took me to the nurse’s office.  I was thinking that there might be a silver lining behind this cloud.  The only thing behind the cloud was a nurse named Henrik.

I threw up again when I met Henrik.  I was soon rushed to the hospital.  I don’t know why people are rushed to the hospital in Sweden.  People end up waiting for hours and sometimes days waiting to see a doctor.  I saw a woman give birth in the waiting room.  An old man had two heart attacks while waiting to be seen.  Two hours later, I had enough and left.

I feel better now that there are no men in thongs or male nurses to nauseate me.  My flight leaves at 8AM Stockholm time and I should be at home by 4PM Eastern.  There is a hottie from Munich in the room next to me, but I am too tired and to disappointed to invite her to my room for a drink.


March 20, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, foreign policy, health care, politics, satire | , ,


  1. Sorry your trip didn’t turn out well. If you need medical attention when you get back, let me know and I’ll get my vet to come take a look.

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | March 20, 2009

  2. Is Veterinary care socialized in Canada or in Europe??

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 20, 2009

  3. Hopefully you were able to raise a lot of campaign contributions from the international conglomerates. And I suggest you take them in Euros.

    Comment by David | March 21, 2009

  4. Perhaps it was nothing more than “St. Patrick’s Revenge.” Did you make sure to drink only bottled water?

    Comment by gryphonscry | March 21, 2009

  5. David, I use the Chinese Yuan. I find it to be a more stable currency plus I can buy cheap Chinese crap without paying the currency exchange rate.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 21, 2009

  6. Gryphonscry, I doubt it is St. Patrick’s Revenge. I am only half British (the other half is Romanian.) That, and my first name is Bulgarian and Bulgarians aren’t hated by anybody except the Swiss.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 21, 2009

  7. Paddy’s Revenge does not favor nor does it discriminate

    Comment by gryphonscry | March 21, 2009

  8. I think you’re right. He might be mad at me because I had asked people who will drive the snakes out of Washington.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 22, 2009

  9. any pictures of the swedish bikini team ? 😛

    Comment by nikkito | March 23, 2009

    • None taken by me, but there might be a video of me vomiting taken by people who were standing near me. They might be posted on YouTube soon.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 23, 2009

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