Obama Steals my Campaign Strategy
As I am writing this blog entry, President Obama is in Strasbourg, France in a “town hall” meeting. He is campaigning as leader of the free world. The media is treating this as “news” and as something that is unprecedented. This strategy is not new. It was part of my campaign strategy in 2008. I just came back from Europe last week. While I did not get to visit France this time, I did get to speak to French nationals throughout Europe.
Although President Obama is campaigning throughout Europe, he seems to have no plan for Europeans to vote for the leader of the free world. This is where I have one-upped him. I am the only candidate who believes that everybody in the free world should be allowed to elect the leader of the free world.
I will give the President a little bit of advice. When you are in a foreign country, listen to the people, don’t dictate your agenda.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
2009 Campaign Goals – First Quarter Results
The first goal is going along smoothly. Although the current average for 2009 is only 126, there have been a few days with over 250 hits. I can see this being a more common occurance as the year goes by.
The second goal is interesting. It seems that Google has removed a bunch of search results. “Ahmnodt Heare” has 7,610 hits. It was over 15,000 the other day.
We are halfway towards the third goal. One problem I have discovered is that one website no longer exists.
Goal number 4 baffles me. This has always been a goal, but it seems that women don’t want the fame and admiration associated with being an “Ahmnodt Girl.”
The last goal is going to be a bit difficult. The media is still orgasmic with a Democrat in the White House. If either John McCain or I were to have won the election, the media would have been looking for the Democratic replacement on January 21.
I feel optimistic about reaching all the goals by the end of June. I may have to do the “Ahmnodt Girl” video myself.
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April 3, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, media, Obama, satire | blogs, goals, Google, media bias, Obama girl | 2 Comments