Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

2009 Campaign Goals – First Quarter Results

  1. Averaging 250 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 25,000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.
  3. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  4. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  5. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

The first goal is going along smoothly.  Although the current average for 2009 is only 126, there have been a few days with over 250 hits.  I can see this being a more common occurance as the year goes by.

The second goal is interesting.  It seems that Google has removed a bunch of search results.  “Ahmnodt Heare” has 7,610 hits.  It was over 15,000 the other day.

We are halfway towards the third goal.  One problem I have discovered is that one website no longer exists.

Goal number 4 baffles me.  This has always been a goal, but it seems that women don’t want the fame and admiration associated with being an “Ahmnodt Girl.”

The last goal is going to be a bit difficult.  The media is still orgasmic with a Democrat in the White House.  If either John McCain or I were to have won the election, the media would have been looking for the Democratic replacement on January 21.

I feel optimistic about reaching all the goals by the end of June.  I may have to do the “Ahmnodt Girl” video myself.


April 3, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, media, Obama, satire | , , , ,


  1. A fine demonstration of “transparency.” Just the kind of outcome-based leadership needed in washington. (Plus, once you’re in, you can arrange pardons right?)

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | April 3, 2009

  2. I can arrange pardons. Where is John-Sam? I wanted to buy flowers from him for Easter, but he hasn’t returned to the Krishna compound. I still think he is hiding with Doris and will testify on your behalf. Remember that presidential candidates are credible witnesses in the eyes of the law.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 3, 2009

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