Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Free Ram Venkatararam!

If anybody happens to see Ram, make sure he gets this card:  monopoly-get-out-of-jail-free-card

Ram is innocent of the kidnapping charges and I can prove it.  In order to a charge kidnapping on somebody, one criterion is that the person kidnapped had to want to stay from the place where he or she was snatched.  There is no evidence that John-Sam wanted to stay.  A kidnap victim would also return to the place where he or she was kidnapped.  There is no sign of John-Sam at the Krishna compound.  He was last seen with Doris, the Snapple delivery lady.

if the Krishnas thought he was kidnapped, there would have been posters all over the place and a TV ad telling people to call 1-800-KRISHNA if John-Sam had been spotted.

There will be a candlelight vigil in front of the 7-11 nearest the Food Here Convenience Store Saturday at Noon.


April 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, satire | , , , , | 7 Comments

Virtual Campaigning

I have discovered virtual worlds on the Internet.  On online community is called “Yoville.”  I don’t know if the Yoville on Facebook and MySpace are the same, so I will say that I am on the facebook version.  I will be giving a virtual speech tonight in front of the Alton Towers tonight at 8PM Eastern.  Everybody is invited to attend.

April 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Canada, politics, speech | , , | Comments Off on Virtual Campaigning


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