Free Ram Venkatararam!
If anybody happens to see Ram, make sure he gets this card: 
Ram is innocent of the kidnapping charges and I can prove it. In order to a charge kidnapping on somebody, one criterion is that the person kidnapped had to want to stay from the place where he or she was snatched. There is no evidence that John-Sam wanted to stay. A kidnap victim would also return to the place where he or she was kidnapped. There is no sign of John-Sam at the Krishna compound. He was last seen with Doris, the Snapple delivery lady.
if the Krishnas thought he was kidnapped, there would have been posters all over the place and a TV ad telling people to call 1-800-KRISHNA if John-Sam had been spotted.
There will be a candlelight vigil in front of the 7-11 nearest the Food Here Convenience Store Saturday at Noon.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I’ll be there with candles on.
FYI: You have my vote, my undying support and any campaign funds you require.
Alantru, your time and effort are truly appreciated.
I’m siphoning money for your campaign from our company payroll even as I write this comment. Hey, turns out I can multi-task!
I am glad you can multi-task. I don’t think it’s exactly legal to siphon money from a company’s payroll, so don’t get caught!
My sincere thanks. Any chance you can push that election forward a couple of years? It’s crowded in here and rather unpleasant
Ram, I wish I could push the election forward. My problem with doing that now is I might not have enough momentum to win. My campaign is largely word-of-mouth. I do my part because I like to yap away. Most others aren’t yapping yet. 😦
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