Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Free Ram Venkatararam!

If anybody happens to see Ram, make sure he gets this card:  monopoly-get-out-of-jail-free-card

Ram is innocent of the kidnapping charges and I can prove it.  In order to a charge kidnapping on somebody, one criterion is that the person kidnapped had to want to stay from the place where he or she was snatched.  There is no evidence that John-Sam wanted to stay.  A kidnap victim would also return to the place where he or she was kidnapped.  There is no sign of John-Sam at the Krishna compound.  He was last seen with Doris, the Snapple delivery lady.

if the Krishnas thought he was kidnapped, there would have been posters all over the place and a TV ad telling people to call 1-800-KRISHNA if John-Sam had been spotted.

There will be a candlelight vigil in front of the 7-11 nearest the Food Here Convenience Store Saturday at Noon.


April 9, 2009 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, satire | , , , ,


  1. I’ll be there with candles on.
    FYI: You have my vote, my undying support and any campaign funds you require.

    Comment by alantru | April 14, 2009

    • Alantru, your time and effort are truly appreciated.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 14, 2009

  2. I’m siphoning money for your campaign from our company payroll even as I write this comment. Hey, turns out I can multi-task!

    Comment by alantru | April 14, 2009

  3. I am glad you can multi-task. I don’t think it’s exactly legal to siphon money from a company’s payroll, so don’t get caught!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 15, 2009

  4. My sincere thanks. Any chance you can push that election forward a couple of years? It’s crowded in here and rather unpleasant

    Comment by Ram Venkatararam | April 15, 2009

  5. Ram, I wish I could push the election forward. My problem with doing that now is I might not have enough momentum to win. My campaign is largely word-of-mouth. I do my part because I like to yap away. Most others aren’t yapping yet. 😦

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 16, 2009

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